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Humour & Diversions |
Words to Live By - and Laugh By!
Everybody repeat after me....."We are all individuals."
Half the people you know are below average.
Guests who kill talk show hosts--On the last Geraldo.
Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
Borrow money from pessimists--they don't expect it back.
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
A fool and his money are soon partying.
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel, and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?", they asked, as they moved off. "Because," he said, "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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Last modified at 1/12/2009 5:42 PM by Gerry Brimacombe
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